long time ago
in a galaxy far far
away, Tim Berners-Lee invented
the Internet. It propagated and soon
reached the most remote outstations of The
Federation. But as it is confined to an Einsteinien
sub - light - speed space-time continuum, even the
internet is not infinite, and it has reached its ultimate
dimensions. There are no more links, sites, You-tube
mash - ups or flash videos and we have used up all the IP
addresses, so it really is THE END. Log out and go and
See a gig or a movie. Or just hang out. DO SOMETHING!
In other words - get a life!
Thank you for visiting the INTERNET
This really is the end