long time ago

in a galaxy far far

away, Tim Berners-Lee invented

the Internet. It propagated and soon

reached the most remote outstations of The

Federation. But as it is confined to an Einsteinien

sub - light - speed  space-time continuum, even  the

internet is  not  infinite,  and  it  has reached its ultimate

dimensions. There   are  no   more  links,  sites, You-tube

mash - ups or flash videos and we have used up all the IP

addresses, so  it really is THE  END. Log out and go and

See a gig or a movie. Or just hang out. DO SOMETHING!

In other words - get a life!

Thank you for visiting the INTERNET

This really is the end